Something to think about...

People are not dumb. They are smart. The irony is...

Okay, what am I talking about ?

Let's go out for a walk in the market.

What do you see ?

You see girls.

Now look at all those stalls selling street food. Quite busy stalls.

Can you see the Pizza Hut ?

Let's get a little closer, we have to see something.

Do you see the fat guy holding a gym bag ?

He probably just came after a gym session. Look what he is ordering.

A pizza.

Not JUST a pizza.

A pizza with added cheese & coca cola.

Now see what he will do after getting the pizza box.

He is reading the ingredients & calory content in the box. I told you, people aren't dumb.

Do you see what he found ?

Ofcourse you don't. You are with me & you are watching him from a distance.

No worry. We can google it.

Searched "total calories in a medium sized cheese pizza"

Result "Nearly 2000 calories"

So the guy perhaps lost 400/500 calories in gym & now he is reading that the pizza has 2000 calories.

Now, listen what his friend is telling him while he is reading the box.

"This is the 3rd time in this week you are eating pizza" said his friend.

"This is the last time. It won't happen again" the guy stressed each word he said.

However, if you can read his friend's face you will know that he already knows what will happen in few days.

But he has to go with a promise. A promise, only few days away from being shattered again.

Finally, the (fat) guy has earned the license to enjoy a 2000 calory pizza. I told you, he is smart. He is good with words. He can persuade himself to do anything he wants (ofcourse, if that is pleasing)

Back to pizza.

Watch what happens next.

I am assuming he knows that he needs to lose more calories for losing weight.

Look what he is doing.

He just dumped it inside his mouth with a face full of satisfaction.

Like I said, people are not dumb. They are smart. The irony is, they just ACT dumb.

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