A Strange Arrival

A dwarf guy, wearing a pair of wet jeans pant & leather jacket, arrived on a city. As soon as he arrived he started looking for a store where he can buy some cassettes (the one's that play music).

After hours he found a store that sells hundreds of cassettes, whose covers were filled with catchy colourful graphics. He glanced over the entire stock & picked a cassette whose cover was filled with stars in a blue sky.

"Hello sir, can you play that cassette once for me ?" the man asked.

"Sure" the seller said.

It was a disco song whose lyrics was composed of 3 words : Am, An, Idiot. It keeps repeating those 3 words the entire song with slight pause between each words.

"Do you like that ?" asked the seller.

"Yes, that's my kind"

Then the dwarf guy took the cassette & inserted it into the back of his head.

"Hoooly shit" the seller yelled in shock.

"What happened sir ?"

Being scared he asked "Do you have a hole in your skull ?"

"Not a hole. It's much like a DVD player where I put cassettes & listen music"

"Hmm....Thaaaat's strange" the seller thought in amazement.

So where are you from, strange man ?

From the sky.

What do you mean ?

I fall from sky straight into a pool of water.

What ?

Yeah...that's right.

It means you are an alien ?

No. I am not

Then who are you ?

"Am An Idiot"

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